很久很久以前... Once upon a time
在一个远的要命的王国 in a kingdom far, far away,
国王与王后生了一个美丽的公主 the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl.
王国里的每一个人都非常开心 And throughout the land, everyone was happy...
但是到太阳下山以后... until the sun went down
国王与王后才发现... 公主被恐怖的咒语所诅咒 and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment
每天一到晚上咒语就开始生效 that took hold each and every night.
于是心急如焚的 国王和王后向神仙教母救助 Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother
神仙教母要他们 把公主锁在高塔上 who had them lock the young princess away in a tower,
等待超酷的白马王子前来吻她... there to await the kiss...
破除咒语 of the handsome Prince Charming.
白马王子经历千辛万苦 It was he who would chance the perilous journey
走过夜晚冷得要死 白天热得要命的沙漠 through blistering cold and scorching desert
花上了好几天好几夜 traveling for many days and nights,
冒着生命的危险... risking life and limb
终于... 到了恶龙守护的高塔 to reach the Dragon 's keep.
全天下... For he was the bravest,
最勇敢...最英俊的王子 and most handsome...in all the land.
在命运的安排下 And it was destiny
他知道... that
他香吻... his kiss
将破除可怕的咒语 would break the dreaded curse.
王子... He alone would
爬上高塔顶端的公主房间 climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers,
寻找房间内...美丽的睡美人 cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,
他拉开薄薄的纱想要亲吻公主... pull back the gossamer curtains to find her...
搞事啊? What?
你就是... 公主? Princess... Fiona?
不是! No!
噢...差点被狼吻了 Oh, thank heavens.
公主呢? Where is she?
去度蜜月了 She's on her honeymoon
度蜜月...跟谁啊? Honeymoon? With whom?
"她说:到底怎么回事 宝贝?" So she said what's the problem, baby?
"怎么回事?我哪里会知道" What's the problem? I don't know
"或许是我恋爱了吧" Well maybe I'm in love (love)
"我想啊想 总是想不透" Think about it every time I think about it
"却无法不去思考" Can't stop thinking 'bout it
"要多久我才能痊愈?" How much longer will it take to cure this?
"治愈 因为我无法坐视不管" Just to cure it, 'cause I can't ignore it
"如果是爱 是爱情.." if it's love (love)
"令我想回头看看自己" Makes me wanna turn around and face me
"可是我对爱情一窍不通" But I don't know nothing 'bout love
"来吧 来吧" Oh, come on, come on
"快一点" Turn a little faster
"来吧 来吧" Come on, come on
"世界将跟随着你" The world will follow after
"来吧 来吧" Come on, come on
"人人都在追求爱情" Everybody's after love
"所以我说我是一个滚动的雪球" So I said I'm a snowball running
"滚进洋溢爱情的春天" Running down into this spring that's coming all this love
"融入蓝天 迎接旭日" Melting under blue skies ,Belting out sunlight
"光辉闪亮的爱情" Shimmering love
"宝贝 我投降" Well, baby, I surrender
"即使化作草莓冰淇淋" To the strawberry ice cream
"这份爱永不止歇" Never ever end of all this love
"这并不是甜言蜜语" Well, I didn't mean to do it
"但我将永不逃离你的爱" But there's no escaping your love
"这些光芒预示着我们将不再孤独" These lines of lightning mean we're never alone
"永不孤寂 永不 永不" Never alone, no, no
"来吧 来吧" Come on, come on
"再跳高一点" Jump a little higher
"来吧 来吧" Come on, come on
"假如你觉得轻松" If you feel a little lighter
"来吧 来吧" Come on, come on
"我们曾经相爱" We were once upon a time in love
"我们意外地陷入情网" We 're accidentally in love
"意外地陷入情网" Accidentally in love
"意外的相爱" Accidentally in love
"意外地陷入情网" Accidentally in love
"意外" Accidentally
"恋爱了 恋爱了" I'm in love, I'm in love
"意外的相爱" Accidentally
"恋爱了" I'm in love
"我在恋爱" I'm in love
回到家里的感觉真好! It's so good to be home!
终于剩下你跟我...还有... Just you and me and...
"走一起不一定会更好..." Two can be as bad as one...
驴子? Donkey?
史瑞克! 费欧娜! Shrek! Fiona!
看到你们好开心哦! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes!
过来抱抱好吗 史瑞克? Give us a hug, Shrek,
你这可爱的小妖怪 you old love machine.
哈哈哈... 还有你 史太太 And look at you, Mrs. Shrek.
要不要给我来个亲亲呢? How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed?
驴子 你在这里干什么? Donkey, what are you doing here?
我来帮你照顾爱的小窝 Taking care of your love nest for you.
喔 你是说... 你来帮我整理信件 Oh, you mean like... sorting the mail
还有浇花吗? and watering the plants?
对呀 还有帮你喂金鱼! Yeah, and feeding the fish!
我根本没有养鱼 I don't have any fish.
现在养啊 You do now.
这只叫史瑞克 这只叫费欧娜 I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona.
只是史瑞克最调皮了 不乖就打屁屁... That Shrek is a rascally devil. Get your...
噢... 你看现在很晚了耶 你该回去了 Look at the time. I guess you'd better be going.
耶... 蜜月旅行有什么好玩的? Don't you want to tell me about your trip?
我们来玩骑马打仗... Or how about a game of Parcheesi?
对了 驴子 你不是应该回家陪小龙女吗? Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon?
哦...对哦 Oh, yeah, that.
她最近的情绪好像不太稳定 I don't know. She's been all moody and stuff lately.
所以我还是搬来 跟你们一起住好了 I thought I'd move in with you.
你也知道我们一直 都很欢迎你啊 You know we're always happy to see you, Donkey.
可是费欧娜跟我已经结婚了 But Fiona and I are married now.
我们需要一点时间 可以彼此在一起 We need a little time, you know, to be together.Just with each other.
单独在一起 Alone.
了了吗? Say no more.
我了我了
你们不用担心 我会尽忠职守 You don't have to worry about a thing.
不会让任何人来打扰你们的 I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you.
驴子! Donkey!
什么事? Yes, roomie?
就是你打扰我们 You're bothering me.
好吧... 我走就是了... Oh, OK. All right,
你真酷 此处不留爷 自有留爷处 cool. I guess... Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so...
每天吃香的喝辣的... 没有什么了不起... Maybe I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue or something.
他不会有事的 对了... He'll be fine. Now,
我们刚刚到哪了? where were we?
oh! 我想起来了... I think I remember.
驴子!!! Donkey!
我了!你们要在一起的 我不打扰你们 I know, I know! Alone! I'm going! I'm going.
可是外面那些人没人理啊? What do you want me to tell these other guys?
[theme to Hawaii Five-O] [檀岛警骑主题曲]
好了 别吹了 Enough, Reggie.
亲爱的费欧娜公主 "Dearest Princess Fiona.
奉天承运 远的要命王国国王召曰: "You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away
你将奉旨出席皇室舞会 以庆祝你的婚礼 "for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage
届时 国王将会在 舞会中赐福祝福你 "at which time the King will bestow his royal blessing...
跟你的...呃... 白马王子 " upon you and your...uh... Prince Charming."
爱你的远的要命 王国国王与王后 "Love, the King and Queen of Far, Far Away.
也就是你的父王母后 "aka Mom and Dad."
父王跟母后? Mom and Dad?
白马王子? Prince Charming?
皇室舞会...我也要去! Royal ball? Can I come?
我们才不去呢 We're not going.
什么! What?
你不觉得... I mean,
他们看到你的时候会... 吓一跳 don't you think they might be a bit... shocked
你看看你现在的样子... to see you like this?
也许他们是会吓一跳 Well, they might be a bit surprised.
但是他们必竟是我的父母 他们爱我 But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me.
不要担心 他们也会爱你的 And don't worry. They'll love you, too.
是哦 等哪天我是彭永俊 你不是如花再说吧 Yeah, right.
他们才不会以貌取人呢 Stop it. They're not like that.
那为什么他刚才介绍我的时候 How do you explain Sergeant Pompous
语气那么不屑啊? and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
拜托... 你不试试看怎么会知道呢? Oh, come on! You could at least give them a chance.
是什么? 看会不会被丢石头? To do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?
不是 他们只是想要祝福你 No! They just want to give you their blessing.
搞什么 我干嘛需要他们的祝福啊? Oh, great. Now I need their blessing?
如果你想成为我的家人 就需要! If you want to be a part of this family, yes!
谁说我想成为你们家人了? Who says I want to be part of this family?
你呀? 你娶了我就是啦! You did! When you married me!
好啊 原来你早有预谋 Well, there's some fine print for you!
不跟你说了 你去不去? So that's it. You won't come?
相信我 不会有搞头的了 Trust me. It's a bad idea.
我们绝对不去 也不要再说了! We are not going! And that's final!
快点了 史瑞克. 不然会塞车哦! Come on! We don't want to hit traffic!
放心 这里交给我们没有问题! Don't worry! We'll take care of everything.
准备好了 来走... Hey, wait for me. Oof!
来走了...来走来走 把头抬高!一下大叫 Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em up!
把烦恼忘掉 又跟我一起唱一起跳 Rawhide! Move 'em on! Head 'em up!
一起听笑 一起大叫... Move 'em on! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Rawhide!
[远的要命王国 700英哩]
我们到了没? Are we there yet?
还没 No.
我们到了没? Are we there yet?
还没 Not yet.
[远的要命王国 200英哩]
嘿...我们到了没? OK, are we there yet?
还...没 No.
我们到了没? Are we there yet?
还没! No!
我们...到了没? Are we there yet?
到了 Yes.
真的? Really?
假的! No!
我们到了没? Are we there yet?
还没!!! No!
我们到了没? Are we there yet?
我们还没到! We are not!
我们到了没? - 还没...! - Are we there yet? - No!
我们到了没? Are we there yet?
一点都不好玩 That's not funny.
你这样很嫩耶 That's really immature.
-就因为这样大家不喜欢你 - 就因为这样大家不喜欢驴子 This is why nobody likes ogres.
好啦 算你赢了 Your loss!
我不要跟你说话了 I'm gonna just stop talking.
太好了! Finally!
还要走多久啊 什么烂车嘛 This is taking forever, Shrek.
应该装部卡拉OK There's no in-flight movie or nothing!
我们要去的是... 远得要命王国 The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey.
远得要命王国 还真是...远得...要命啊 That's where we're going. Far, far...away!
好啦 我了啦 All right, all right, I get it
可是真的很无聊嘛 I'm just so darn bored.
无聊... 那就自己去找乐子 Well, find a way to entertain yourself.
5分钟就好 For five minutes...
你就不能闭上你的驴嘴? Could you not be yourself...
只要5分钟就好!!! for five minutes!
哦...我们到了没? Are we there yet?
到了 Yes!
终于到了! Oh, finally!
欢迎莅临「远的要命王国」
接下来我们每天都要吃好东西 It's going to be champagne wishes
鱼肉酒 吃到饱! and caviar dreams from now on.
嘿 辣妹! 等一下我回来接你们哦! Hey, good-looking! We'll be back to pick you up later!
[凡尔赛] - 地图 观光地图...
"神仙教母 让你幸福快乐! "
这一次想后悔也来不及了
"Well I talk about it... ...talk about it..."
有一只驴子耶... Hey, everyone, look.
"...Talk about it talk about movin..."
嗨 妹妹 帅哦! Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh?
你戴那顶帽子 很像单留美耶! You working that hat.
灰姑娘? 游泳池耶! 电影明星! Swimming pools! Movie stars!
我们终于到了 远得要命王国了耶...
我们全国期待已久 美丽的费欧娜公主 Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona
还有她的新婚夫婿驾到... and her new husband.
我们终于到了 Well, this is it.
终于到了. This is it.
终于到了.. This is it.
终于到了... This is it.
呃...你们先过去好了... 我去泊车 Uh... why don't you guys go ahead? I'll park the car.
怎样... So...
妳还觉得来这里是对的吗? you still think this was a good idea?
当然啦... Of course!
你看...父王跟母后 看到我们都很开心的 Look. Mom and Dad look happy to see us.
那个丑女人是谁啊? Who on earth are they?
我想应该是我们的女儿吧? I think that's our little girl.
这是我们的小乖乖吗? 怎么变成丑八怪了? That's not little! That's a really big problem.
她不是应该被白马王子亲吻 破除咒语变漂亮了吗? Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
问题是他不像白马王子 可是他们看起来... Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look...
开心啰? Happy now?
我们来了 也看到了他们了... We came. We saw them.
还是趁他们没有抓狂前 赶快落跑吧 Now let's go before they light the torches.
他们是我父母耶 They're my parents.
拜托 他们把你锁在高塔上耶 Hello? They locked you in a tower.
那也是为了我... That was for my own...
好!快点进去 Good! Here's our chance.
赶快躲到里面 假装不在家 Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.
哈洛 我们应该... Harold, we have to be...
快点 趁他们还没看清楚 赶快落跑... Quick! While they're not looking we can make a run for it.
史瑞克!不要这样! 我们一定会... Shrek, stop it! Everything's gonna be...
好惨啊 我就不相信... A disaster! There is no way...
你会做到的 You can do this.
可是我真的... 真的... I really... Really...
不 don't...
想.. want...
来... to... be...
到这里! Here!
母后! Mom...
父王! Dad...
我跟你们介绍我老公 ...史瑞克 I'd like you to meet my husband...Shrek.
一看就知道费欧娜 这么漂亮是遗传谁的了... It's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from.
不好意思... Excuse me.
打嗝总比放屁好 对不对 费欧娜? Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? That's good.
大概不对吧 I guess not.
怎么名单上没有我? What do you mean, "not on the list"?
连我是谁都不知道... Don't tell me you don't know who I am.
嘿...大家好啊... 差点迟到了 What's happening, everybody? Thanks for waiting.
这里真的很难找耶... I had the hardest time finding this place.
不行不行 臭驴子 下去! 快下去! No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!
不不 父王 没关系 没关系 他是我朋友 No, Dad! It's all right. It's all right. He's with us.
他也有帮我对付那只喷火龙 He helped rescue me from the dragon.
嘿...就是我 高贵的"神驹" That's me: the noble steed.
喂 小二 帮我拿菜单来... Waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
哦 天啊... Oh, boy.
呃...史瑞克... Um, Shrek?
干嘛? 哦 抱歉... Yeah?Oh, sorry!
汤很好喝 母后大人... Great soup, Mrs Q.
不对 不对 是这样... No, no. Darling.
告诉我 费欧娜 你现在都住那里啊? So, Fiona, tell us about where you live.
这个... 史瑞克有自己的土地 Well...Shrek owns his own land.
对不对 老公? Don't you, honey?
噢 对呀! Oh, yes!
就在一个美丽的森林里面... It's in an enchanted forest
里面有很多的松鼠 还有天鹅...还有... abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...
什么? 哈哈哈... What?
你是在说你那个沼泽啊? I know you ain't talking about the swamp.
驴子 Donkey!
一个住在沼泽的妖怪 喔 多传奇啊... An ogre from a swamp. Oh! How original.
那里的环境... 应该蛮适合多养几个孩子的哦 I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children.
现在说这些还太早了 对吧? It's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
- 没错! 我才要开始吃东西了呢! - 哈咯! - lndeed. I just started eating. - Harold!
你说这话是什么意思? What's that supposed to mean?
父王! Dad.
他是好人! It's great, OK?
我看他是个好妖怪! For his type, yes.
好妖怪? My type?
我...要去尿尿了... I got to go to the bathroom.
主菜上桌了.. Dinner is served!
不要紧 我可以憋一下 Never mind. I can hold it.
用餐愉快! Bon appetit!
噢 墨西哥菜! 我的最爱! Oh, Mexican food! My favorite.
好啦 我们大家不要光顾 在这里抬杆 大家开动吧 Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling. Everybody dig in.
那我就不客气啰... Don't mind if I do, Lillian.
那我们将来你们给我生个孙子 应该会是个... I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
妖怪...没错! Ogres, yes!
事情没那么严重嘛 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
对吧 哈洛? Right, Harold?
对对对 当然了 Oh, no! No! Of course, not!
除非他能够证明他不会吃小孩 That is, assuming you don't eat your own young!
父王! Dad!
不对 我们对小孩承诺的方式 就是把他锁在高塔... No, we usually prefer the ones who've been locked away in a tower!
史瑞克 拜托! Shrek, please!
我那么做是因为我爱她 I only did that because I love her.
是啊 爱到还找喷火龙来当保姆! Aye, day care or dragon-guarded castle.
你根本不懂.你又不是她父亲! You wouldn't understand. You're not her father!
一家人在一起 吃顿团圆饭还真好 It's so nice to have the family together for dinner.
-哈洛! - 史瑞克! - Harold! - Shrek!
-费欧娜 - 费欧娜 - Fiona! - Fiona!
-母后! - 哈洛! - Mom! - Harold...
驴子! Donkey!
你悲伤的眼泪告诉我 Yourfallen tears have called to me
有我拯救受伤的心 So, here comes my sweet remedy
我知道每位公主都 I know what every princess needs
想过得非常快乐地... For her to live life happily...
喔...天那... Oh, my dear.
让我看看你 Oh, look at you.
你长得... You're all
...好大了 grown up.
呃...你是谁? Who are you?
亲爱的 我是你的神仙教母啊 Oh, sweet pea! I'm your fairy godmother.
我有神仙教母? I have a fairy godmother?
嘘...好了 不要担心 我是来帮助你的 Shush, shush.Now, don't worry. I'm here to make it all better.
轻..轻..的... With just a...
挥动我的魔仗 你烦恼雨消云散 Wave of my magic wand Your troubles will soon be gone
挥挥手 深处光芒就会有... With a flick of the wrist and just a flash You'll land a prince with a ton of cash
多情的王子随你换 A high-priced dress made by mice no less
老鼠做起了高级洋装 Some crystal glass pumps And no more stress
和那富贵雕的玻璃鞋 Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse
流行服装游荡在你的腰 Confide in your very own furniture friends
再帮你搞定所有流行资信 We 'll help you set a new fashion trend
会让你穿最流行服装 I'll make you fancy,
我让你流行我让你炫! I'll make you great
是王子最爱的女性 The kind of girl a prince would date!
他们会对你找藉口 They'll write your name on the bathroom wall...
想要幸福快乐请找费欧娜 "For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"
一辆外表不逊的马车 性感马夫来相爱 A sporty carriage to ride in style, Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle
还帮你去除掉赤斑蛀牙更美白 粽子老皮别缠我... Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, Cellulite thighs will fade away
真是万岁! 给你一些宝贝! And oh, what the hey! Have a bichon frise!'
揉揉眼 松松肩 梳梳头发让王子迷恋 Nip and tuck, here and there to land that prince with the perfect hair
口红鲜艳眼影细 还有王子性感的小动作 Lipstick liners, shadows blush To get that prince with the sexy tush
别浪费好机会 你和王子一起比翼双飞 Lucky day, hunk buffet You and your prince take a roll in the hay
数一数 小珍珠 这一生 相撕守 You can spoon on the moon With the prince to the tune
别害臊 会更好 同受爱情的美妙 Don't be drab, you'll be fab Your prince will have rock-hard abs
情人节爱情夜 来点烧味更点缀 Cheese souffle, Valentine's Day Have some chicken fricassee!
揉揉眼 松松肩 梳梳头发让王子迷恋... Nip and tuck, here and there To land that prince with the perfect hair
停! Stop!
听我说... Look...
非常谢谢你神仙教母 Thank you very much, Fairy Godmother,
可是 这些我都不需要 but I really don't need all this.
好了 随便你 反正我们也不喜欢你 Fine. Be that way. We didn't like you, anyway.
费欧娜? Fiona?
费欧娜! Fiona?
你房间还送小狗? 我的房间只送沐浴露耶! Oh! You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.
神仙教母 Fairy Godmother,
各位家具... furniture...
我来介绍我的老公... 史瑞克 I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.
老公?! Your husband?
你说什么!? What? What did you say?
这是什么时候发生的事? When did this happen?
因为史瑞克他救了我 Shrek is the one who rescued me.
但是不应该是这样啊! But that can't be right.
太好了! 又多了一个亲戚! Oh, great, more relatives!
她是来帮我们的 She's just trying to help.
她可以帮忙打包 Good! She can help us pack.
去拿衣服 我们走人了 Get your coat, dear. We're leaving.
什么? 走人? 我才不想走. What? I don't want to leave.
你什么时候决定的? When did you decide this?
从我一来就决定了 Shortly after arriving.
我很抱歉. Look, I'm sorry...
不用不用 不用道歉 反正我也要走了 No, that's all right. I need to go, anyway.
不过要记得啊 But remember, dear.
只要你需要我... If you should ever need me...
幸福... 只需要一滴眼泪 happiness... is just a teardrop away.
谢了 我们现在已经很幸福了 Thanks, but we've got all the happiness we need.
幸福幸福好幸福... Happy, happy, happy...
看得出来... So I see.
我们走吧 Let's go, Kyle.
- 你看你干的好事 - 怎么啦? - Very nice, Shrek. - What?
我早就说过我们不该来的 I told you coming here was a bad idea.
你至少可以先试着 跟我父王好好相处啊 You could've at least tried to get along with my father.
拜托 就算我愿意想跟他好好相处 I don't think I was going to get Daddy's blessing,
你父王也不见得愿意啊 even if I did want it.
那你有没想过...问问我? 看我到底想要什么? Do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted?
有啊 请问要我帮你打包吗? Sure. Do you want me to pack for you?
你真是不可理喻! You're unbelievable!
你简直野蛮得象个... You're behaving like a...
说啊说啊... Go on! Say it!
像个妖物! Like an ogre!
你脑子清醒一点... Here's a news flash for you!
不管你父母接不接受 我就是个妖怪! Whether your parents like it or not... I am an ogre!
我再告诉你 公主 这是谁也没办法改变的 And guess what, Princess? That's not about to change.
我可是为你做了改变 史瑞克 你自己想想吧 I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.
你好威风哦 史瑞克 "我就是个妖物..." That's real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an ogre!"
我就知道会这样! I knew this would happen.
那当然了 都是你引起的 You should. You started it.
我真不敢相信你会这么说 I can hardly believe that, Lillian.
你想想 妖怪是他又不是我! He's the ogre. Not me.
哈洛 你不觉得你管得也太多了嘛 I think, Harold, you're taking this a little too personally.
这是费欧娜自己的选择 This is Fiona's choice.
没错 可是她应该选择 我们帮她挑的王子 But she was supposed to choose the prince we picked for her.
难道你真的希望我祝福... 这...这个...妖怪? I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to this... thing?
费欧娜希望啊 Fiona does.
你不这么做 她绝不会原谅你 And she'll never forgive you if you don't.
我不想再失去我们的女儿了 哈咯! I don't want to lose our daughter again, Harold.
难道你忘了... 爱情都是不可预测的吗? Oh, you act as if love is totally predictable.
你忘了... 当我们年轻的时候 Don't you remember when we were young?
我们在水莲池畔散步... We used to walk down by the lily pond and...
花儿朵朵绽放 they were in bloom...
我们的初吻 Our first kiss.
可是这不一样 It's not the same!
你难道还不明白我们的女儿... I don't think you realize that our daughter
是嫁给了怪物吗?! has married a monster!
不要把他当怪物就好了嘛 Oh, stop being such a drama king.
很好!很好! 我们就假装一切都很完美 Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong!
真是完美得不得了! 反正再坏还能坏到哪去呢! Isn't it all wonderful! I'd like to know how it could get any worse!
你好 哈洛. Hello, Harold.
你又怎么了? What happened?
没什么 没什么... Nothing, dear!
只是我的老毛病又犯了! Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit!
我到外面去做做伸展运动啊 I'll just stretch it out here for a while.
你最好进来 You better get in.
我们需要聊一聊 We need to talk.
老实说 神仙教母... 我已经要睡觉了 Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed.
我连安眠药都吃 现在整个人昏昏沉沉的 Already taken my pills, and they tend to make me a bit drowsy.
所以...不过... 我们可以长话短说 So, how about... we make this a quick visit.
...干嘛? What?
...你好 Oh, hello. Ha-ha-ha!
怎么 有什么事啊? So, what's new?
你还记得我的儿子... 白马王子? You remember my son, Prince Charming?
帅哥...真的是你? 天那...好多年没见了 Is that you? My gosh! It's been years.
你... 你什么时候回来的? When did you get back?
大概就在5分钟以前吧 Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.
就在我忍受刺骨寒风 炽热的沙漠之后 After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert...
然后我爬上了高塔顶端... I climbed to the highest room in the tallest tower...
冷静冷静冷静 让妈妈来就好了 Mommy can handle this.
他忍受刺骨寒风 还有炽热的沙漠之后 He endures blistering winds and scorching desert!
爬上了该死的最高塔里头 最该死的那间房间.... He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower...
- 可是... - 你猜猜他看到了什么? And what does he find?
他看见一只 不男不女的大野狼... Some gender-confused wolf
跟他说 公主... telling him that his princess
...已经结婚了 is already married.
可是这不是我的错 是帅哥动作太慢了 It wasn't my fault. He didn't get there in time.
给我停车! Stop the car!
哈洛 Harold.
这次可是你逼我做出 我真的不想做的事情! You force me to do something I really don't want to do.
我们到哪了? Where are we?
你们好!欢迎来到"麦当鸡" 请问要点些什么? Hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy! May I take your order?
你害我减肥失败 这下你高兴了吧 My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy. Er... okay.
我要两个香鸡卷 不要梅奶汁 我还要炸盐鸡... Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo... chili rings...
我还要点快乐儿童餐 I'll have the Medieval Meal.
一份快乐儿童餐 哈洛 要薯条吗? One Medieval Meal and, Harold...Curly fries?
啊...我不用 谢谢 No, thank you.
不用装了 要什么就说嘛! Sourdough soft taco, then?
我真的不用 我不饿... No, really, I'm fine.
神仙教母 这是你点的东西. Your order, Fairy Godmother.
这是快乐儿童餐附赠的 This comes with the Medieval Meal.
这是给你的 There you are, dear.
哈洛 我们都讲好了对不对? We made a deal, Harold,
我想你应该 也不希望我反悔吧 and I assume you don't want me to go back on my part.
当然不希望 Indeed not.
所以 换句话说 费欧娜一定会嫁给我儿子啰? So, Fiona and Charming will be together.
是啊 Yes.
相信我! 哈洛 这是最好的选择 Believe me, Harold. It's what's best.
不只对你的女儿好... Not only for your daughter...
对整个王国都好 but for your Kingdom.
可是我应该怎么做呢? What am I supposed to do about it?
用用你的脑袋想一想 Use your imagination.
[毒苹果酒吧]
请进吧 国王陛下 Come on in, Your Majesty.
"我喜欢我的城镇" I like my town
"来一点毒药" With a little drop of poison
"没有人知道..." Nobody knows...
不好意思... Excuse me.
我好像看过你? Do I know you?
呃...不可能吧 你一定是认错人了. No, you must be mistaking me for someone else.
呃...不好意思 我要找灰姑娘的丑姐姐 Uh... excuse me. I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister.
啊...就是你啊... Ah! There you are. Right.
是这样的 我想要找人 帮我解决一个人 You see, I need to have someone taken care of.
解决什么人? Who's the guy?
也不能算是人了... 他是... Well, he's not a guy, per se.
他是个...妖怪 Um... He's an ogre.
老头 老实跟你说 Hey, buddy, let me clue you in.
全王国只有一个家伙 能干这种事 There's only one fellow who can handle a job like that, and, frankly...
但是 他不喜欢人家打扰他 he don't like to be disturbed.
呃... 要去哪找他? Where could I find him?
呃... 你好? Hello?
谁这么大胆敢进我房间... Who dares enter my room?
对不起 希望没有打扰到你 Sorry! I hope I'm not interrupting,
我听说你可以解决关于... 妖怪的问题? but I'm told you're the one to talk to about an ogre problem?
你说的没错... You are told correct.
不过 我的收费可是很高的哦 But for this, I charge a great deal of money.
这些... 够吗? Would... this be enough?
我将为你献上... 我物超所值的服务... You have engaged my valuable services, Your Majesty.
告诉我 这个妖怪在哪里... Just tell me where I can find this ogre.
[Eels: I Need Some Sleep]
"每个人都知道 我的心情跌落谷底" Everyone says I'm getting down too low
"所有人都劝我 别想这么多" Everyone says you've just gotta let it go
"算了吧 别想这么多" You just gotta let it go
"我累了 需要一点时间睡" I need some sleep
"也该让马儿休息了" Time to put the old horse down
"我陷入沉思" I'm in too deep
"车轮飞快地转动着" And the wheels keep spinning round
"所有人都劝我 别想这么多" Everyone says you've just gotta let it go
亲爱的骑士 希望你能接受这个礼物 让我表达我的感激 Dear Knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.
亲爱的日记 Dear Diary...
睡美人明天要办通宵派对 Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow,
可是父王说我不可以去 but Dad says I can't go.
太阳下山以后 他都不让我出去 He never lets me out after sunset.
父王说 我必须离开这一阵子 Dad says I'm going away for a while.
大概是要我去念技术学校吧 Must be like some finishing school.
母后说 等我长大了 Mom says that when I'm old enough,
英俊的白马王子 就会到塔里来救我 my Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower
把我带回家里团聚 and bring me back to my family,
从此过着幸福快乐的日子 and we'll all live happily ever after.
我要嫁给白马王子 Mrs. Fiona Charming.
白马王子太太 Mrs. Fiona Charming.
白马王子太太... Mrs. Fiona Charming.
对不起 希望我没有嘈到你 Sorry. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
没有没有 我正看.... No, no. I was just reading a, uh...
...恐怖小说 a scary book.
我刚才的态度非常恶劣 我希望你能接受我的道歉 I was hoping you'd let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier.
道歉? Okay...
我是一时糊涂才会这样 I don't know what came over me.
我愿意当作一切都没有发生 让我们从头开始... Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over...
国王陛下... Look, Your Majesty, I just...
不不不... 请叫我父王 Please. Call me Dad.
父王 Dad
我们俩个态度都不好 Dad. We both acted like ogres.
或许我们需要多一点 时间好好了解对方 Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other.
说得太好了 Excellent idea!
我正希望你明天早上 能跟我一起去打猎 I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt.
享受父子亲密时间... A little father-son time?
我想费欧娜 一定会很开心 I know it would mean the world to Fiona.
那我们就约好 早上七点半在榕树下见 Shall we say, 7:30 by the old oak?
不要硬撑了 我们迷路了 Face it, Donkey! We're lost.
怎么可能会迷路 我们完全是按照国王的指示呀 We can't be lost. We followed the King's instructions exactly.
他怎么说的 往树林里最远最暗的方向走... "Head to the darkest part of the woods..."
是啊...
你会经过一堆长得 像姚明那么高的树... "Past the sinister trees with scary-looking branches."
没错...
然后会看到像 小亮哥那么矮的树... The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey!
那个地方 我们已经走过三遍了! We passed that three times already!
是你自己不想 找人问路的好吗? You were the one who said not to stop for directions.
怪谁啊...
噢...太好了 Oh, great.
我好不容易有机会可以跟 费欧娜的父王合好 My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad
结果我却跟你在森林里迷路! and I end up lost in the woods with you!
你干吗把气出在我身上? 我只是想帮忙啊 Don't get huffy! I'm only trying to help.
我了... 我了... I know! I know.
对不起 好吗? I'm sorry, all right?
好了 我也没有怪你 Hey, don't worry about it.
我真的很希望 能跟她的父王好好相处 I just really need to make things work with this guy.
就这样 我们快点去找岳父大人吧 Yeah, sure. Now let's go bond with Daddy.
驴子... Well, well, well, Donkey.
我知道你想化解尴尬的气氛 可是你也不用出怪声吧 I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring?
你都秀逗了 我哪有? What? I ain't purring.
别撑了 你是不是又想...抱抱啊? Sure. What's next? A hug?
童话驴子哪会出这种怪声? 你把我当成是什么... Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr. What do you think I am, some kind of a...
啊哈... 够胆的话就不必怕我 Ha-ha! Fear me, if you dare!
你看! 有只小猫耶 Look! A little cat.
小心! 史瑞克! 他有家伙! Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!
不过是只猫 驴子 来啊...来来来... It's a cat, Donkey. Come here, little kitty, kitty.
快过来 小猫咪...来啊... 快过来...小猫咪... Come on, little kitty. Come here. Oh! Come here, little kitty.
别怕! 史瑞克 我来救你了 Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming!
快! Come on!
把他弄走! Get it off!
弄...弄走! Get it off!Oh, God. Oh...No
史瑞克!小心! Look out, Shrek!
弄走! Get it off!
史瑞克! 别动! 史瑞克! Hold still! Shrek! Hold still!
中了吗? Did I miss?
中了... No.
正中要害... You got them.
求饶吧 妖怪 Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from...
我乃大名鼎鼎的... Puss...
...靴猫剑客 in Boots!
我要杀了你这只猫! I'll kill that cat!
噎到毛了 Hairball.
真的好恶心哦! Oh! That is nasty!
你觉我们该怎么解决它? What should we do with him?
我觉得拿它的剑 把小鸡鸡割掉好了 Take the sword and neuter him.
以免野猫越来越多 Give him the Bob Barker treatment.
妈妈咪呀 我求求你 Oh, no! Por favor! Please!
我拜托你 不要把私人恩怨给扯进来 I implore you! It was nothing personal, Senor.
我这么做都是为了家人 我上有高堂老母... I was doing it only for my family.My mother, she is sick.
我老爸过着吃垃圾的日子 我还有很多弟妹要养... And my father lives off the garbage!
国王要给我一大笔钱 要我... The King offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers...
等一等...费欧娜的父王 给你钱叫你来杀我? Fiona's father paid you to do this?
凯子国王? 是啊 The rich King? Si.
看来 父王的祝福我是无福消受了 Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing.
喔 史瑞克. 看开点嘛 Don't feel bad.
反正不管谁看到你都想杀你 Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you.
谢谢你了 Gee, thanks.
如果我是白马王子 Maybe Fiona would've been better off
大概就可以 让费欧娜好过一点吧 if I were some sort of Prince Charming.
是啊 国王就是这么说的 That's what the King said.
呃...抱歉 就当我刚刚什么都没说 Oh, uh... sorry. I thought that question was directed at me.
史瑞克 费欧娜知道 你对她用情很深 Shrek, Fiona knows you'd do anything for her.
如果真的要我改 我也不是不能改 Well, it's not like I wouldn't change if I could.
我真的... 我真的希望我能让她开心 I just... I just wish I could make her happy.
等一下... Hold the phone...
幸福... "Happiness."
只需要一滴眼泪 "A tear drop away."
驴子 赶快想想 你这辈子最难过的事 Donkey! Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you!
喔... 你要我从何说起好呢? Aw, man, where do I begin?
目屎流不停啊! 有一天父子俩个牵着我 First there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans.
本来一起走得好好的 Then this fool had a party
一下子老爸上来骑我 一下子又换儿子上来骑我 and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me.
被这样轮完以后... Then they got drunk
干脆两个人上来骑 and start beating me with a stick,
你以为想骑就骑哦 going "Pinata!!"
我怎么这么没面子啊 What is a pinata, anyway?
不是啊 驴子 我要你掉眼泪! No, Donkey! I need you to cry!
哦... 我好好的干吗要掉眼泪? Don't go projecting on me.
我知道你难过 但是你... I know you're feeling bad, but you got to...
你这只心肠狠毒的猫... You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of...
开始录了吗? 开始了吗? What? Is it on? Is it on?
我是神仙教母 This is Fairy Godmother.
我现在没有办法 接听你的电话 I'm either away from my desk or with a client.
如果你想找我 做心理咨询 But if you come by the office,
我很乐意跟你 约时间谈谈你的问题 we'll be glad to make you an appointment.
要幸福快乐哦 Have a "happy ever after. "
想不想去做点 心理咨询啊 驴子? Are you up for a little quest, Donkey?
好啊! 这还差不多... That's more like it!
驴子跟史瑞克 又要再度出发冒险了! Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure!
我们一起走... 你别挡路... Ain't no stoppin' us now! Whoo! We're on the move!
等一下 妖怪! Stop, Ogre!
我要对你另眼相看! I have misjudged you.
少说屁话 要么就加入 Join the club. We've got jackets.
这是我的荣幸 On my honor,
在下比尔... 为了报答你的饶命之恩 I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life
我会竭尽所能帮你 as you have spared me mine.
想死啊...最会打屁扯蛋的 动物就是我了 不需要你了... The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
我们走 史瑞克! Let's go, Shrek.
史瑞克? Shrek?
史瑞克! Shrek?
不要这样嘛 驴子 你看看他 - Shrek! - Aw, come on, Donkey. Look at him...
还穿可爱的小鞋鞋 in his wee little boots.
世上有多少猫是穿鞋子的? 对不对? You know, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly.
我们需要他嘛 Let's keep him!
真可笑耶 Say what?
这声音好可爱哦 Listen. He's purring!
可爱个屁! Oh, so now it's cute.
不要这样 驴子 开心一点嘛 Come on, Donkey. Lighten up.
开心? Lighten up?
心情不好的人叫 心情好的人开心? Lighten up? I should lighten up?
笑死人了 Look who's telling who to lighten up!
史瑞克... Shrek!
史瑞克? Shrek?
这两块布料看起来蛮喜气的 They're both festive, aren't they?
对不对 哈洛? What do you think, Harold?
呃...对对... 喜气...喜气... Um... Yes, yes. Fine. Fine.
就算你不关心你女儿的婚礼 可是好歹也要假装一下嘛 Try to at least pretend you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball.
老实说 莉雅 我会觉得我无所谓 Honestly, Lillian, I don't think it matters.
说不定他们根本 就不打算来参加 How do we know there will even be a ball?
母后 父王 Mom. Dad.
早安 亲爱的 Oh, hello, dear.
呃...你说什么? 好好好...我来了... What's that, Cedric? Right! Coming.
母后 你有看到史瑞克吗? Mom, have you seen Shrek?
没有耶 你应该去问你的父王 I haven't. You should ask your father.
尽量讲得慢一点 简单一点 Be sure and use small words, dear.
他今天早上有点迟钝 He's a little slow this morning.
需要什么吗 国王陛下? Can I help you, Your Majesty?
啊...要...太好吃了 这是什么菜啊? Mmm! Exquisite. What do you call this dish?
这是要拿去给狗吃的早餐 国王陛下 That would be the dog's breakfast, Your Majesty.
呃....对 非常好 快端去吧 Ah, yes. Very good, then. Carry on, Cedric.
父王 你有看到史瑞克吗? Dad? Dad, have you seen Shrek?
呃...没看来 No, I haven't, dear.
我想他大概是 躲到哪避风头去了 I'm sure he just went off to look for a nice...
免得跟你起冲突 mud hole to cool down in.
你们俩个 昨天晚上嗓门还真大 You know, after your little spat last night.
你都听到啦? Oh. You heard that, huh?
全国的人都听到了 The whole kingdom heard you.
我是说 毕竟这是他的本性... I mean, after all, it is in his nature to be...
怎么说呢 本性就粗鲁 well, a bit of a brute.
你说他? Him?
老实说... 你对他的态度也很不友善 You know, you didn't exactly roll out the Welcome Wagon.
你还要我怎么样? 你看看他把你弄成什么样子了? Well, what did you expect? Look at what he's done to you.
不管我是什么样子 他都会爱我 Shrek loves me for who I am.
我还以为你会替我高兴呢 I would think you'd be happy for me.
我满脑子在想 怎么做才对你最好? Darling, I'm just thinking about what's best for you.
也许你也该为自己打算一下 Maybe you should do the same.
喔...真的吗 No, really?
这是什么鬼房子啊? 我们还是快闪吧 Oh, no. That's the old Keebler's place. Let's back away slowly.
那是神仙教母的房子 That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage.
这个地方是远得要命王国 最大的魔药制造厂 She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom.
那还不快进去 请她帮我们... Then why don't we pop in there for a spell?
...做法啊... Ha-ha! Spell!
大哥 你还真幽默啊 He makes me laugh.
嗨! 我是来找... Hi. I'm here to see the...
仙女教母 The Fairy Godmother.
很抱歉 她不在 I'm sorry. She is not in.
杰罗 我要咖啡和火鸡三明治 Jerome! Coffee and a Monte Cristo.
快点! Now!
是 神仙教母 马上来! Yes, Fairy Godmother. Right away.
她今天不打算见客! 好吗? Look, she's not seeing any clients today, OK?
无所谓 兄弟 我们是工会来的. That's OK, buddy. We're from the union.
工会? The union?
我们几个呢... We represent the workers
是魔法与魔术工会 所派来的代表 in all magical industries, both evil and benign.
噢! 是 Oh! Oh, right.
你会不会觉得在这里 不受重视而且被压榨呢? Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?
呃...有一点 Uh... a little.
我们甚至连健保都没有 We don't even have dental.
他们连健保都没有 They don't even have dental.
好了 我们要到处看一看了 Okay, we'll just have a look around.
对了... Oh. By the way.
我觉得不要让神仙教母 知道我们在这里比较好 I think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmother didn't know we were here.
你知道我的意思吧? Know what I'm saying?
-够了 - 当然了 进去吧 - Stop it. - Of course. Go right in.
一滴...欲望 A drop of desire.
噢...好坏哦 Naughty!
一点...热情 A pinch of passion.
再来一些些... 忘情水 And just a hint of...Iust!
不好意思 Excuse me.
抱歉 这样闯进来 可是... Sorry to barge in like this...
你这个妖怪 跑到这来干什么? What in Grimm's name are you doing here?
因为... 费欧娜看起来好像不开心 Well, it seems that Fiona's not exactly happy.
公主遇上妖怪 不会有好下场的 And there's some question as to why that is?
好 我来帮你找找看 Well, let's explore that, shall we?
啊 这.... Ah.
公主篇--灰姑娘! P, P, P... Princess. Cinderella.
呃... 从此过着幸福快乐的日子 Here we are. "Lived happily ever after." Oh...
喔...没有妖怪 No ogres!
再看看 白雪公主.. Let's see. Snow White.
英俊的王子 喔... 没有怪物 A handsome prince. Oh, no ogres.
睡美人 喔...没有怪物 Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres!
糖果屋... 没有 Hansel and Gretel? No!
姆指姑娘... 没有 Thumbelina? No.
黄金鸟 小美人鱼 小妇人... The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman...
没有! 没有! 没有! 通通没有! 你看... No, no, no, no, no! You see,
所有幸福快乐的故事里 都没有妖怪 ogres don't live happily ever after.
老太婆 你给我听着... All right, look, lady!
不要用你又肥又脏的 垃圾甜不辣手指着我 Don't you point... those dirty green sausages at me!
您的火鸡三明治和咖啡 喔... 对不起 Your Monte Cristo and coffee. Oh! Sorry.
啊...没关系 我们刚好也要走了 Ah... that's okay.We were just leaving.
很抱歉浪费您这么多时间 仙女教母 Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother.
算了...走吧 Just... go.
好 我们走了 Come on, guys.
辛苦了 老兄 TGlF, eh, buddy?
要认真工作不要偷懒哦 Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac?
药水室
拜托 你跟你的臭鞋子... Get your fine Corinthian footwear
还有你的大屁股 离我远一点好吗? and your cat cheeks out of my face!
真是恶心耶! Man, that stinks!
你屁股闻起来 还不是有一股驴屎味 You don't exactly smell like a basket of roses.
这里其中的一种药 肯定有效 Well, one of these has got to help.
哎呀! 我也刚好这么想 I was just concocting this very plan!
没想到我们真有 心有灵犀一点通耶 Already our minds are becoming one.
少在这里肉麻当有趣了 Whoa, whoa.
下次我们需要 马屁精的时候再找你 If we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.
史瑞克 这点子很逊耶 Shrek, this is a bad idea.
拜托 闭上你的驴嘴 到门口去守着 Look. Make yourself useful and go keep watch.
靴猫 你有办法能爬到最上面吗? Puss, do you think you could get to those on top?
没问题 大佬 No problema, boss.
我的另外一个外号 就叫蜘蛛猫 In one of my nine lives,I was the great cat
最擅长的就是爬101大楼 burglar of Santiago de Compostela.
史瑞克 你是不是疯了 Shrek, are you off your nut?
驴子 看门去 Donkey, keep watch.
看门去? 好 让我看就去看... Keep watch? Yeah, I'll keep watch.
我就要看那个邪恶的巫婆 把你关到养得肥肥胖胖的 I'll watch that wicked witch come
然后煮来吃 and whammy a world of hurt up your backside.
到时候我就在旁边大笑 笑到肚子痛... I'll laugh, too. I'll be giggling to myself.
看到什么了? What do you see?
癞蛤蟆泄药 Toad Stool Softener?
帅喔 你还真聪明耶 I'm sure a nice
那你干脆找一瓶能 增进夫妻之间幸福的药 BM is the perfect solution for marital problems
知识糖浆? Elfa Seltzer?
通便剂? Hex Lax?
不是 有没有帅哥药? No! Try "handsome."
抱歉 没有帅哥药 Sorry. No handsome.
嘿! 可是有... 幸福快乐神仙水? Hey! How about "Happily Ever After"?
呃... 那是干什么用的? Well, what does it do?
上面写 "快速美丽" It says "Beauty Divine."
你知道吗? 在某些文化里头 把驴子当做是最聪明的动物 In some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of creatures.
尤其是会说话的驴子 Especially us talking ones.
驴子! Donkey!
就拿那那个吧 有人来了! That'll have to do. We've got company.
你就是不死心啊 Can we get on with this?
快啊 Hurry!
接的好 驴子. Nice catch, Donkey!
不简单啊 你这驴嘴终于有点用了! Finally! A good use for your mouth.
[Pete Yorn:坠入情网]
快跑! Come on!
"你无视我的感情" You spurn my natural emotions
"视我如粪土 教我肝肠寸断" You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
"如果我开始动摇" And if I start a commotion
"就得冒失去她的危险 结局反而更糟" I run the risk of losing you and that's worse
"曾经爱上一个人 刻苦铭心..." Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love
"...爱上了某人 刻苦铭心..." In love with someone, ever fallen in love
"...一个不该爱的人" In love with someone you shouldn 't have fallen in love with
"曾经爱上一个人 曾经爱上..." Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love
"...一个人 曾经爱上..." In love with someone, ever fallen in love
"...一个不该爱的人" With someone you shouldn 't have fallen in love with
"曾经爱上..." Fallen in love with
"曾经爱上一个 不该爱的人刻苦铭心" Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn 't have fallen in love with
我现在不打算追究责任 I don't care whose fault it is.
快点把这里给我清干净 Just get this place cleaned up!
是 教母 Fairy Godmother
还有 不管是谁 And somebody
快点去拿点甜死人 的巧克力来给我 bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate!
妈咪 Mother!
儿子 我亲爱的! Charming. Sweetheart.
你来得真不是时候 妈妈正在忙呢 This isn't a good time, pumpkin. Mama's working.
哇! 这里发生什么事了? Whoa, what happened here?
都要怪那只妖怪! The ogre, that's what!
什么! What?
他在哪? Where is he, Mom?
我一定要让他跪地求饶! I shall rend his head from his shoulders!
我要打到他四肢无力! I will smite him where he stands!
我要让他每天都后悔 抢走我的王国 He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me!
不要激动 年轻人 你一定会当上国王的 Oh, put it away, Junior! You're still going to be king.
我们只要好好 想个办法就行了 We'll just have to come up with something smarter.
打扰一下 我已经清点完毕了 Pardon. Um...Everything is accounted for,
神仙教母 只有神仙水不见了 Fairy Godmother,except for one potion.
什么? What?
这下子我们的机会来了 I do believe we can make this work to our advantage.
幸褔快乐神仙水... 上面写药效惊人耶 "Happily Ever After Potion. Maximum strength.
你跟你的真爱 "For you and your true love.
只要其中一个人喝下 "If one of you drinks this,
你们从此就 会过着幸福快乐的日子 you both will be fine. "Happiness, comfort and beauty divine."
对两个人都有效? You both will be fine?
我想这对费欧娜也应该有用 I guess it means it'll affect Fiona, too.
嘿...我总觉得怪怪的 Hey, man, this don't feel right.
我的驴子第六感觉很不舒服 My donkey senses are tingling all over.
赶快把这个神仙水丢掉 一起离开这个鬼地方 Drop that jug o' voodoo and let's get out of here.
上头说它"快速美丽" 看看它有多快嘛 It says, "Beauty Divine." How bad can it be?
你对这个东西会过敏 一定会出大事了 See, you're allergic to that stuff. You'll have a reaction.
万一你挂了 你这么肥 我可没有办法抬你回去哦 And if you think that I'll be smearing Vapor Rub over your chest,
再考虑一下 think again!
老大 你要考虑不伤身再求药效 Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion...
不如让小弟先帮你喝一口 allow me to take the first sip.
能够为你牺牲性命 是我天大的荣幸 It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you.
噢...不行不行 Oh, no, no.
我可不这么认为哦 I don't think so.
如果真的要进行动物实验 If there'll be any animal testing,
那也应该我来才对啊 I'll do it.
什么叫做好朋友呢 把瓶子给我... That's the best friend's job. Now give me that bottle.
有什么感觉? How do you feel?
我没有什么感觉啊 I don't feel any different.
有变吗? I look any different?
你看起来还是很驴啊 You still look like an ass to me.
说不定这药对驴子没用 Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys.
好吧... 为了我们幸福费欧娜 Well, here's to us, Fiona.
史瑞克! Shrek?
喝了以后 你就不能再回头啰 You drink that, there's no going back.
我知道 I know.
以后就再也不能在沼泽打滚哦 - 我知道 - No more wallowing in the mud? - I know.
你也不能再树上抓痒哦 No more itchy butt crack?
我知道 I know!
可是你当妖怪当得很爽耶 But you love being an ogre!
我知道!!! I know!
可是我更爱费欧娜 But I love Fiona more.
史瑞克 不要冲动 Shrek, no! Wait!
噢...臭...臭滚滚 Got to be...
你喝的该不会是 快速放屁药水吧 I think you grabbed the "Farty Ever After" potion.
大概过期了 Maybe it's a dud.
或许我跟费欧娜 根本不该在一起 Or maybe Fiona and l were never meant to be.
...我就说有问题嘛 我好像哪里不对劲哦 Uh-oh. What did I tell you? I feel something coming on.
我不想死! 我不要死! 我不要死啊... I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die!
耶稣 观世音菩萨... 我全身发软! Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy. I'm melting!
我快要融化了... I'm melting!
下雨而已了 驴子 It's just the rain, Donkey.
史瑞克 看开点 不要因为下雨困在森林里... Don't worry. Things seem bad because it's dark and rainy
费欧娜她老爸又找一只 笨猫来杀你而难过嘛 and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
明天会更好的 It'll be better in the morning.
相信我... You'll see...
"太阳依旧...". The sun'll come out...
"会升起..." Tomorrow
放手一搏... Bet your bottom...
放手一搏? Bet my bottom?
啊...我晕了! I'm coming, Elizabeth!
驴子? Donkey?
你...你没事吧? Are you all right?
老大 我来逗他玩 Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
驴...驴子... D-Donkey?
你来啦! 怎么没来吃晚餐啊 There you are! We missed you at dinner.
什么事啊 亲爱的 What is it, darling?
父王 我一直在想你说的话 Dad...I've been thinking about what you said.
我想我做错了 And I'm going to set things right.
啊! 太好了! 这才是我女儿 Ah! Excellent! That's my girl.
我根本不该带史瑞克回来的 It was a mistake to bring Shrek here.
我要出去外面找他 I'm going to go out and find him.
然后再一起回到 属于我们的沼泽去 And then we'll go back to the swamp where we belong.
费欧娜! 别这样! Fiona, please!
不要这么急嘛 这么晚了你哪也去不了 Let's not be rash, darling. You can't go anywhere right now.
费欧娜! Fiona!
你看 我就跟你说他就在这里了嘛 Look, I told you he was here.
嘘...安静一点 Look at him! Quiet.
你看他... - 还没睡醒哦 Look at him.
早安 爱睡猪 Good morning, sleepyhead.
早安! 我们好喜欢你猫哦 Good morning! We love your kitty!
噢 头痛死了... Oh... My head...
来 我帮你把水打好了 Here, I fetched a pail of water.
喔...谢了 Thanks.
帅气的鼻头? A cute button nose?
又浓又黑的卷发? Thick, wavy locks?
扎实圆润的屁股? Taut, round buttocks?
我...我... I'm... I'm...
好帅啊! Gorgeous!
-对啊 - 我是吉儿 你叫什么? - I'll say. -I'm Jill. What's your name?
呃...史瑞克 Um... Shrek.
史瑞克? Shrek?
哇! 你是上流社会的人啊? Wow. Are you from Europe?
-你好紧张哦 - 我帮你按摩吧 - You're tense. - I want to rub his shoulders.
我来就行了 谢谢! - 那我按哪里啊? - I got it covered. - I don't have anything to rub.
到后面去排队 Get in line.
你们有没有看到我的驴子? Have you seen my donkey?
你叫谁"驴子"? Who are you calling donkey?
驴子?! 你变成... Donkey? You're a...
一匹神驹! 马的呼叫... A stallion, baby! I can whinny.
我会踏步... I can count.
史瑞克 你看 Look at me, Shrek!
我还会小跑步耶 I'm trotting!
那个药水真神奇 不知道是什么做的? That's some quality potion. What's in that stuff?
不知道是哪个驴蛋说: "快把药水丢掉..." "Oh, don't take the potion, Mr. Boss, it's very bad."
"注意 药的副作用有: 发热 发痒 头昏 流泪..." "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping.
"不适合心脏病患者 或情绪不稳定的人喝" "Not intended for heart patients or those with... nervous disorders."
小跑步小跑步 我会小跑步 耶... I'm trotting, I'm trotting in place! Yeah!
看什么? What?
老大 "要让药效长长久久..." Senor? "To make the effects of this potion permanent,
"喝下这药的人 必须在午夜之前..." "the drinker must obtain
"...得到真爱的吻" his true love's kiss by midnight."
午夜? 干嘛都规定在午夜? Midnight? Why is it always midnight?
-选我 我是你的真爱 - 我才是你的真爱 - Pick me! I'll be your true love! - I'll be your true love.
我全身都是...真爱 I'll be true... enough.
听好了 美女们 我己经有真爱了 Look, ladies, I already have a true love.
老大 我敢担保 And take it from me, Boss.
公主看到你 一定会满意得不得了 You are going to have one satisfied Princess.
呵...好了 面对现实吧 And let's face it. You are a lot easier on the eyes.
你的确是长得比较帅了 可是骨子里还是土里土气的... Inside you're the same old mean, salty...
你永远是个暴躁下流的 臭熏熏的妖怪.... ...cantankerous, foul,angry ogre you always been.
你骨子也还是那头呱噪的驴子 And you're still the same annoying donkey.
对阿! Yeah
好吧...亲爱的公主 新的史瑞克就要来了 Well...Look out, Princess. Here comes the new me.
嗯...先换掉你的衣服 我想这个才是最重要的 First things first.We need to get you out of those clothes.
-好了吗? - 好了! - Ready? - Ready!
马夫 停车! Driver, stop!
噢 天啊! 救救我! 我全身上下都动不了了! Oh, God! Help me, please! My racing days are over!
我瞎了! 我看不见了! I'm blind! Tell the truth.
告诉我这辈子 我还能不能拉小提琴? Will I ever play the violin again?
噢!可怜的小东西 有什么我可以为你做的吗? You poor creature! Is there anything I can do for you?
呃... 我想有一件事情你可以帮我 Well, I guess there is one thing.
脱下你的假发 还有你全身上下的衣服 Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers.
-不错嘛 - 真的很不错 - Not bad. - Not bad at all.
爸爸... 一切都还好吧? Father? Is everything all right, Father?
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, gentlemen!
有一天我会报答你的 Someday, I will repay you.
除非再也见不到你 或是我忘了 Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.
什么意思 你故意的
我跟我有仇啊 被我逮到你就倒大霉了
[Butterfly Boocher: Changes]
"Oh...yeah"
"瞧这些新鲜事 都-都-都变了" Turn and face the strange, Ch-Ch-Changes
"有钱有什么了不起" Don't wanna be a richer one
"要......改变 换张脸" Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
"不可思议的改变 要......改变" Turn and face the strange , Ch-Ch-Changes
"只想要与众不同" Just gonna have to be a different man
"时间也许可以改变我 但我却留不住它" Time may change me, But I can't trace time
停! Halt!
请告诉费欧娜公主 Tell Princess Fiona
她的丈夫 史瑞克爵士来看她了 her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her.
"我仍然懵懵懂懂" Still don't know what I was looking for
"岁月流逝 我却一事无成" And my time was running wild, a million dead-end streets
"每次我以为可以成功" Every time I thought I'd got it made
"却总是事与愿违" It seemed the taste was not so sweet
"啾......全变了" Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
"瞧这些新鲜事" Turn and face the strange
-史瑞克? - "瞧这些新鲜事" - Shrek? - Don't wanna be a richer one
"时间也许可以改变我 但我却留不住它" Time may change me, But I can't trace time
费欧娜! Fiona?
你好啊 帅哥 Hello, handsome.
史瑞克! Shrek!
公主! Princess!
驴子?! Donkey?
哇 那个神仙水真的很有用耶 Wow! That potion worked on you, too?
什么神仙水啊? What potion?
这说来话长 史瑞克跟我都喝了神仙水 Shrek and I took some magic potion. And well...
现在都变成超级大帅哥了! Now, we're sexy!
史瑞克? Shrek?
宝贝 为了你 我愿意当... For you, baby... I could be.
你想的美! Yeah, you wish.
史瑞克在哪里? Donkey, where is Shrek?
他进去里面找你啊? He went inside looking for you.
史瑞克! Shrek?
费欧娜! Fiona!
要不要跳舞啊 帅哥? You want to dance, pretty boy?
干嘛急着走嘛? Are you going so soon?
你不想看见你太太吗? Don't you want to see your wife?
费欧娜. Fiona?
史瑞克? Shrek?
费欧娜 是我 Aye, Fiona. It is me.
你的声音怎么了? What happened to your voice?
神仙水帮我彻底改变了 费欧娜... The potion changed a lot of things, Fiona.
可是爱你的心没变 But not the way I feel about you.
费欧娜? Fiona?
帅哥? Charming?
你也觉得我帅啊? Do you think so?
父王... Dad
我一直希望得到您的认同 I was so hoping you'd approve.
嗯...你是谁? Um... Who are you?
母后 是我 史瑞克啊 Mom, it's me, Shrek.
我知道上次我们见面 你把我当成妖怪 I know you never get a second chance at a first impression,
现在还这么想吗? but, well, what do you think?
费欧娜! 费欧娜!!! Fiona! Fiona!
费欧娜! Fiona!
费欧娜! - 费欧娜...费欧娜! - Fiona! - Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!
叫啊 可惜他们听不到 帅哥 Oh, shoot! I don't think they can hear us, pigeon.
你不觉你把她 害得还不够惨吗? Don't you think you've already messed her life up enough?
我只是希望她能开开心心的 I just wanted her to be happy.
她现在就很开心啊... 噢...算了吧... And now she can be.And now she can be.
她梦中的王子终于出现了 She's finally found the prince of her dreams.
可是我变成这样... 全是为了她啊 But look at me. Look what I've done for her.
不要活在童话故事里了 史瑞克 It's time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek.
她是公主 而你是妖怪 She's a princess, and you're an ogre.
就算你现在这样 也改变不了这个事实 That's something no amount of potion will ever change.
可是... 我爱她! But...I love her.
如果你真的爱她 就让她走吧 If you really love her...you'll let her go.
[* Nick Cave: People Ain't No Good]
史瑞克? 老大? Shrek? Senor.
喂 你怎么啦? What's going on?
你要去那里? Where are you going?
这事该不会是 你干的好事吧? You wouldn't have had anything to do with this,
是不是 哈洛? would you, Harold?
"人们并不如想像中善良" People just ain't no good
"这并不难理解" I think that's well understood
你的酒来了 There you go, boys.
这明明就不让我留下 Just leave the bottle, Doris.
嘿...干吗这么沮丧? Hey. Why the long face?
我做的这一切真是太笨了 It was all just a stupid mistake.
我从一开始就不应该 把她从高塔里救出来 I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place.
千金难买早知道 I hate Mondays.
我真不敢相信你就这样 放弃你最重要的一切 I can't believe you'd walk away from the best thing that happened to you.
我没得选择啊... 她喜欢那个小帅哥 What choice do I have? She loves that pretty boy
什么白马王子... Prince Charming.
帮帮忙吧 他哪里有多帅啊? Come on. Is he really that good-looking?
你在胡说些什么? 他帅呆了! Are you kidding? He's gorgeous!
他的脸简直就是上帝的杰作 He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels.
嗯 他好像很怕他... - Oh. He sounds dreamy. - You know...
你说他不够帅 我也不见得比较开心啊 shockingly, this isn't making me feel any better.
最好的结局 应该就是这样 Look, guys. It's for the best.
国王王后很喜欢 费欧娜梦中的王子 Mom and Dad approve,and Fiona gets the man she's always dreamed of.
大家都很开心 Everybody wins.
只有你不开心 我真是搞不懂你耶 Except for you. I don't get it, Shrek.
你爱费欧娜啊... You love Fiona.
是啊! 所以我才应该放弃她 Aye. And that's why I have to let her go.
不好意思 Excuse me,
-她在里面吗? - 她在...后面 -is she here? - She's, uh... in the back.
又见面啦 Oh, hello again.
神仙教母... 帅哥... Fairy Godmother. Charming.
希望你把我们叫来 是有重要的事 哈洛 You'd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold.
我觉得费欧娜好像 还没有准备好...嫁给帅哥 Well, I'm afraid Fiona isn't really... warming up to Prince Charming.
别赖我哦 我可没错啊 FYl, not my fault.
哦...当然 你当然没错 No, of course it's not, dear.
我是说... I mean,
要我这个超帅哥 去演一个丑妖怪 how charming can I be when I have to pretend I'm
我要怎么去演嘛? that dreadful ogre?
只是... 或许... Perhaps
不... 这不是错不错的问题 No, no, it's nobody's fault.
我们应该取消这个计划好吗? it's best if we just call the whole thing off, okay?
什么? What?
我是说... 爱不能勉强的对吧? You can't force someone to fall in love!
这我可不同意 我就常干这种事 I beg to differ. I do it all the time!
你让费欧娜喝下这个 Have Fiona drink this
她就会情不自禁 爱上第一个吻她的人... and she'll fall in love with the first man she kisses,
当然就是我儿子啰 which will be Charming.
嗯... 不行! Umm... no.
你在说什么? What did you say?
我...我不要 我不会做 I can't. I won't do it.
你当然会 Oh, yes, you will.
你应该还记得... 是我让你幸福快乐的 If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after.
我警告你 我也可以轻易收回这一切 And I can take it away just as easily.
你希望我这么做吗? Is that what you want?
希望吗? Is it?
呃...不希望 No.
这才乖 好啦 我们该走了 Good boy. Now, we have to go.
我还得带我儿子去做头发呢 I need to do Charming's hair before the ball.
前面老是翘起来 后面又乱七八糟 He can never get to the back.
他真是麻烦... He's hopeless. He's all high in the front.
要找个人帮他整理一下 You need someone to do the back.
噢...谢谢你 妈咪 Oh. Thank you, Mother.
妈咪!? Mother?
嗯...看啊! 马也会说话 Um... Mary! A talking horse!
妖怪! The ogre!
抓住他们! 小偷! Stop them! Thieves!
强盗! 抓住他们 Bandits! Stop them!
完美的肌肉男 请跟随家属的屁股... The abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus
来参加今晚 远得要命王国的舞会 here at tonight's Far, Far Away Royal Ball blowout!
这个王国车水马龙 The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them
着装精美的人们 前来参加这场美丽的盛会 Like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.
全国知名同胞一起前来向 费欧娜公主跟史瑞克王子致敬 Everyone who's anyone has turned out
OH! 天那!... 大家打扮得真是争奇斗艳 And, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous!
快看! 是汉斯和葛丽娜(糖果屋) 他们还是边走一边撒饼干碎呢 Look! Hansel and Gretel! What the heck are the crumbs for?
紧接著在他们后面的是... 姆指姑娘跟姆指汤姆! And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina!
他们好可爱呀! Oh, aren't they adorable!
接下来的是... 睡美人... Here comes Sleeping Beauty!
她永远都是这么累... Tired old thing.
这是谁啊? 谁来了? 是谁啊? Who's this? Who's this? Who is this?
是我们最爱最受欢迎 万民拥戴的...神仙教母... Oh. It's the one, it's the only...It's the Fairy Godmother!
大家好! 远的要命王国子民们!! Hello, Far, Far Away!
我听不到欢呼... Can I get a whoop whoop?
祝福大家都幸福美满 还有...你们都知道的了... May all your endings be happy and...Well, you know the rest!
广告之后... 马上回到皇家结婚舞会现场 We'll be right back with the Royal Far, Far Away Ball
不要转台哦 after these messages.
我最讨压这些特别节目了 无聊得快死掉了 I hate these ball shows.They bore me to tears.
我要看前面的 换个台吧 Flip over to Wheel Of T orture!
没水准 我才不要乱转台呢 I'm not flipping anywhere, sir,
我要看史瑞克跟费欧娜 until I see Shrek and Fiona.
你们这些人很讨压耶! Whizzes on you guys.
老鼠 我要吃鸡翅膀! Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing!
不是 在你的左边...左边啦! No, to your left. Your left!
欢迎收看... 社会追寻... Tonight on "Knights"...
总算有好节目了 Now here's a good show!
一匹白色野马往森林逃窜 We got a white bronco heading east into the forest.
我们需要支援 Requesting backup.
警察大队出动教训这些 以为治安是白设的流氓 It's time to teach these madcap mammals
要他们不敢为非作歹 their "devil may mare" attitudes just won't fly.
你凭什么抓我? 警察打人啊!警察打人啊! Why you grabbing me? Police brutality!
-让我跟费欧娜公主讲话! - 我警告你... -I have to talk to Princess Fiona! -We warned you!
歹徒会不会逍遥法外呢? 还是真相会站在正义的一方? Did someone let the cat out of the bag?
你这个资本主义走狗 You capitalist pig dogs!
抓到了... Catnip!
这是什么? - 这不是我的 That's not mine.
放开我 我要见费欧娜公主 Find Princess Fiona!
我是驴子! I'm a donkey!
告诉她 我是她丈夫...史瑞克! Tell her Shrek... I'm her husband, Shrek!
社会追寻 Quick!
快! 快倒带!! Rewind it!
告诉她 我是她丈夫...史瑞克! I'm her husband, Shrek! Ow!
乖女儿? Darling?
我就知道你会在这里 Ah. I thought I might find you here.
在参加舞会之前 要不要先喝杯热茶啊? How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball?
我不要参加 I'm not going.
可是整个国的人 都来庆祝你的婚礼 The whole Kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage.
现在问题是... 那个人根本不是我丈夫 There's just one problem. That's not my husband.
你看看他 I mean, look at him.
他是有点不一样了 人都会他所爱的人改变 Yes, he is a bit different,but people change for the ones they love.
你不知道我为了你母亲 作了多大的改变 You'd be surprised how much I changed for your mother.
改变? 他现在这个样子简直是疯了 Change? He's completely lost his mind!
乖女儿你就下去参加舞会 再给他个机会 Why not come down to the ball and give him another chance?
说不定你会爱上 这个全新的史瑞克 You might find you like this new Shrek.
可是我爱上的是 那个旧的史瑞克 But it's the old one I fell in love with, Dad.
我愿意放弃一切让他变回来 I'd give anything to have him back.
这杯是我的 没咖啡因... Darling. That's mine. Decaf.
我怕晚上睡不著... Otherwise I'm up all night.
嗯...谢谢 Thanks.
放我出去! I got to get out of here!
你不能把我锁住在这里! 放我走! You can't lock us up like this! Let me go!
你们根本没有 审驴子的权利 What about my Miranda rights?
你应该告诉我 "你有权保持沉默" You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent.
可是却没有人 告诉我这些权力... Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
驴子! 你是有权保持沉默! You have the right to remain silent.
因为你真的很嘈啊! What you lack is the capacity.
我必须撑着点 不然我也会跟他一样抓狂 I must hold on before l, too, go totally mad.
史瑞克? Shrek?
驴子? Donkey?
太晚了 Too late.
姜饼人! 小木偶! 快救我们出去 Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!
[不可能的任务 主题曲] [ Theme from Mission Impossible]
要爆炸啦! Fire in ze hole!
下面小心! Look out below!
快! 撒个谎! Quick! Tell a lie!
呃 要我说什么呢? What should I say?
随便了 快! Anything, but quick!
要夸张点的 说你穿女生的内衣好了 Say something crazy like "I'm wearing ladies' underwear!"
我...我穿了女生的内衣 I am wearing ladies' underwear.
呃...你穿了? Are you?
我才没有穿呢! I most certainly am not!
你的鼻子告诉我你有穿哦 It looks like you most certainly am are!
我没有穿! I am not!
哪一款呢? What kind?
是雷斯丁的 It's a thong!!
我不穿女生的 Oww! They're briefs
-才不是 - 是真的 - Are not. - Are too!
-才不是 - 是真的 - Are not! - Are too!
好 到达了 抓紧哦 Here we go. Hang tight.
喂...小心点... Excuse me?
干吗? What?
鞋猫! Puss!
求求你让他放了我... Pardon me, would you mind letting me go?
对不起 老大. Sorry, boss.
不要再闹了 我们得阻止他们亲嘴! Quit messing around! We've got to stop that kiss!
你不是要放弃费欧娜吗? I thought you was going to let her go.
没错 可是我不能让他们这样对待她 I was, but I can't let them do this to Fiona.
对了! 就是要这样的气魄 Boom! That's what I like to hear.
你的脑袋终于开窍了 Look who's coming around!
这是不可能的 城堡都是守卫 It's impossible! We'll never get in.
四周还有护城河 我们进不去的 The castle's guarded. There's a moat and everything!
看样子我们现在就是 少了一座可以过河的桥 Folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick.
对不对?
看什么? What?
你还记得松饼人住哪吗? Do you still know the Muffin Man?
记得 他就住在松饼巷 Well, sure! He's down on Drury Lane.
干嘛? Why?
我们需要面粉 很多很多面粉... Because we're gonna need flour. Lots and lots of flour.
小姜姜! Gingy!
快点开火炉 松饼人 Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man!
有一笔大生意要交给你! We've got a big order to fill!
是活的耶... It's alive!
怎么啦... 发生什么事了?
冲... - 快冲啊! Run, run, run, as fast you can!
冲啊 前进! Go, baby, go!
就是那样 往城堡走! There it is, Mongo! To the castle!
不...不对不对 你这个笨饼干! No, you great stupid pastry!
快点! Come on!
这里! 这里! 跟着我走! Mongo! Down here! Look at the pony!
对了对了 跟着我的小马走 That's right! Follow the pretty pony!
小马要带你到城堡去玩 Pretty pony wants to play at the castle!
可爱的小马! Pretty pony.
各位先生女士! 我为你介绍费欧娜公主... Ladies and gentlemen. Presenting Princess Fiona
还有她的丈夫... 史瑞克王子! and her new husband, Prince Shrek.
史瑞克 你在干嘛? Shrek, what are you doing?
我只是在展现我的魅力 I'm just playing the part, Fiona.
你的嘴巴擦了唇膏吗? Is that glitter on your lips?
樱桃口味的 要不要尝尝啊? Mm. Cherry flavored. Want to taste?
你到底是怎么了?! Ugh! What is with you?
我...我没怎么样... But, Muffin Cake...
C小调 我要C小调 C Minor, put it in C Minor.
各位先生女士! Ladies and gentlemen.
我要把这首歌献给 I'd like to dedicate this song to...
费欧娜公主... Princess Fiona
还有史瑞克王子 and Prince Shrek.
费欧娜 亲爱的公主 Fiona, my Princess.
愿意赏脸跳支舞吗? Will you honor me with a dance?
"曾走过的苦难中...啊..." Where have all the good men gone
"去哪里追寻..." And where are all the gods?
"去那曾经追寻过的... 所有的幻想..." Where's the streetwise Hercules
"是否一样的希望... 只存在梦境..." To fight the rising odds?
你什么时候会跳舞啦? Since when do you dance?
亲爱的费欧娜 我只能告诉你... Fiona, my dearest, if there's one thing I know,
...生命充满了意外惊喜 it's that love is full of surprises.
"一整夜 我都辗转难眠 只知道我爱你..." Late at night I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need
来吧... Hit it!
"I need a Hero..."
好了 大饼 我们准备要冲进去了 All right, big fella! Let's crash this party!
守护队准备! Man the catapults!
瞄准! 发射! Aim! Fire!
你自己保重啊! - Brace yourselves! - Ooh! Purty!
大饼 你没事吧? 撑着点... Not the gumdrop button!
小心! Incoming!
哈-哈! 帅啊! Ha-ha! All right!
"每到午夜时分 在我狂野的梦里..." Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy
走 大饼! 走... Go, Mongo! Go!
游击队准备! Man the cauldrons!
你先吧 大饼! After you, Mongo.
用力! 用力... That's it! Heave-ho!
小心! Watch out! Shrek!
再热一点! 把他融掉! More heat, less foam!
"整夜同行到天堂里拥抱..." Up where the mountains Meet the heavens above
"让快乐来临 Split the sea..." Out where the lightning Splits the sea
"我真的感觉到 有人在看着我..." I could swear there is someone Somewhere watching me
用力! Heave! Ho!
不要...! No...!
快过来! Come on!
噢! 大饼... Look out!
回去吧.... Be good.
放下我! 让我回去... He needs me! Let me go!
驴子! Donkey!
鞋猫! Puss!
快走 走! 公主需要你 走... Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!
今天 让我抛热颅洒热血... Today, I repay my debt.
啊...看招! On guard!
"他浑身是胆... 从不畏惧苦难" He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast
"他为了胜利决战..." And he's gotta be fresh From the fight
"I need a Hero..."
停! Stop!
嘿! 你! 快放开我老婆! Hey, you! Back away from my wife.
史瑞克? Shrek?
你就不能回你的沼泽去 让我们大家... You couldn't just go back to your swamp
...过过好日子吗? and leave well enough alone.
放射... 炮弹预备! Now!
猪肉飞弹... Pigs und blanket!
小木偶! 快抢下魔杖 Pinocchio! Get the wand!
我怎么越来越晕啊... I see London! I see France!
我是真的小男孩! I'm a real boy!
接住! Catch!
驴子! Donkey!
我是真的小男孩! 噢... I'm a real boy. Aah!
那是我的仙妇棒... That's mine!
叛徒克星 靴猫... Pray for mercy, from Puss...
还有驴子! And Donkey!
她已经喝了药水了! 快点亲她! She's taken the potion! Kiss her now!
不要..! No!
费欧娜 Fiona.
史瑞克 Shrek.
哈洛! 你不是已经给她吃过药了吗? Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion!
我想大概是我拿错杯子了 Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea.
妈咪! Mommy!
妈咪? Mommy?
我说过 公主遇上妖怪 不会有好下场的! I told you. Ogres don't live happily ever after.
父王... Oh, Dad!
哈咯... Harold
-这... - 对... - Is he...? - Yup.
他挂了... He croaked.
哈洛? Harold?
父王? Dad?
我多不希望你看到我的真面目 I'd hoped you'd never see me like this.
天哪! 他比你还丑耶! - 驴子! - And he gave you a hard time! - Donkey!
不 不 不 他说的没错 No, no, he's right. I'm sorry.
我对不起你们俩个 我一直希望费欧娜能够幸福 To both of you.I only wanted what was best for Fiona.
我现在看得出来... 她真的很幸福 But I can see now...she already has it.
史瑞克 费欧娜... Shrek, Fiona...
你们愿意接受 一只老青蛙的道歉... Will you accept an old frog's apologies...
还有祝福吗? and my blessing?
哈洛... Harold?
对不起 莉雅 我希望我能成为值得你爱的男人 I'm sorry, Lillian.I just wish I could be the man you deserve.
你本来就是全世界 最值得我爱的男人... You're more that man today than you ever were...
永远都不会变 warts and all.
老大! 药效时间快到了... Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion!
午夜了... Midnight!
费欧娜 你希望我们变成这样吗? Fiona. Is this what you want?
-一辈子都这样? - 什么? -To be this way forever?- What?
只要你现在吻我 我们一辈子都变成这样 Because if you kiss me now...we can stay like this.
你是为了我... 才改变的? You'd do that... For me?
是啊 Yes.
我要每个公主都希望的结局 从此幸福快乐地... I want what any princess wants.To live happily ever after...
...跟妖怪在一起 with the ogre I married.
我要坚强 我不可以哭! Whatever happens, I must not cry!
你不能害我哭... You cannot make me cry!
不要 不要 不要... No. No, no. Aaah! Ow.
你在我心目中 永远是一匹骏马! Hey. You still look like a noble steed to me.
对了 我们刚刚到哪了? Now, where were we?
我想起来了... Oh. I remember.
我们不是说好了 ...要开舞会吗? Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
1 2 3... Uno, dos, quatro,
来噢! hit it!
[Eddie MurphylAntonio Banderas: Livin' La Vida Loca ]
要唱歌了哦... Puss and Donkey, y'all...
"她痴于迷信" She's into superstitions
"黑猫跟巫毒降蛊" Black cats and voodoo dolls
换你唱 猫咪!! - "我有种预感" - Sing it, Puss! - I feel a premonition
"她将会毁了我" That girl's gonna make me fall
不赖哦! Here we go!
"她喜欢有新鲜感" She's into new sensations
"烛光里的新舞姿" New kicks in the candlelight
"不时变换新嗜好" She's got a new addiction
"每天每夜" For every day and night
"她令你衣衫尽褪..." She'll make you take your clothes off
"在雨中漫舞" And go dancing in the rain
"她令你过着她那样的疯狂生活" She'll make you live her crazy life
"但她会带走你的痛苦" But she'll take away your pain
"像颗子弹射入你脑中" Like a bullet to your brain
"上下内外颠覆" Upside inside out
"她过著疯狂的日子" Living la vida loca
嘿 帅哥! Hey gorgeous!
"过著疯狂的日子" Living la vida loca
"她恶魔般火红的嘴唇" Her lips are devil red
"古铜色般的肌肤" And her skin's the color of mocha
"她会把你累垮" She will wear you out
- "过著疯狂的日子 噢! -她过著疯狂的日子!" - Living la vida loca - She livin' it loca!
"过著疯狂的日子" Living la vida loca
再一遍! - "过著疯狂的日子" - Say it one more time now! - Living the vida loca
驴子 你唱的是西班牙文耶! Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish!
"玩弄你于股掌间" She'll push and pull you down
"过著疯狂的日子" Living la vida loca
"她将令你筋疲力尽" She will wear you out
"过著疯狂的日子" Living la vida loca
"玩弄你于股掌间" She'll push and pull you down
"过著疯狂的日子" Living the vida loca
"她恶魔般火红的嘴唇" Her lips are devil red
"古铜色般的肌肤" And her skin 's the color of mocha
"她将令你筋疲力尽" She will wear you out
"过著疯狂的日子" Living la vida loca
"OH...balaso..."
"不再有你..." All by myself
"OH...balaso..."
"从今后..." All by myself anymore...
我们要去猫咪俱乐部 Amigo, we are off to the Kit-Kat Club.
来啊 一块来啊 Come on, join us.
谢了 兄弟 我心情很不好 Thanks, compadre. I'm... I'm not in the mood.
我会让你开心的! 帮你找个...漂亮的小马子! We will cheer you up! Find you a nice burro!
嘿 宝贝! Hey, baby!
嘿 是我马子! OH! 帅哦! Hey, that's my girl! Yeah! All right!
宝贝 你去哪里啦? Baby, where you been?
我也对不起... I'm sorry, too.
我应该陪你的 可是史瑞克有很重要的事 I should've stayed. But Shrek had this thing he had to do.
什么? 你再说一次 What? Say it one more time.
真是? 你不要开玩笑了 What you talking about? Are you serious?
爸爸! Papa!
看看我们的小宝贝! Look at our little mutant babies!
我得开始赚钱养家了 I got to get a job.